You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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