At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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