Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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