Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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