I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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