i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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