I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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