Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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