my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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