Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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