She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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