Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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