Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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