She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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