I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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