God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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