that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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