What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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