So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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