A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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