Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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