I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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