I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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