We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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