i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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