That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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