I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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