i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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