I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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