so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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