Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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