I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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