the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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