We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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