I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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