I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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