Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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