Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I need moral support for this bender
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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