Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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