The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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