i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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