her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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