i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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