I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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