Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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