Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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