Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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we're making bets on your personal life
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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