I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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