Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(641): View more from Iowa

I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.

(319): View more from Iowa

Good thing spelling doesn't count.

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(716): View more from New York

You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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(559): View more from California

I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.

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(213): View more from California

And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at

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(406): View more from Montana

Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.

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