Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed