A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"