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• (805): View more from California

  IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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  A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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  CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!

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  Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.

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• (909): View more from California

  At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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  Do I have a choice?

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  I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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• (310): View more from California

  Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.

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  You're so romantic.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I am available for nakedness

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains

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