IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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Do I have a choice?
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I am available for nakedness
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains