Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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