you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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