She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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