he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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