Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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