these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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