it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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