Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
