Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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